A successful porn website released a Donald Trump parody. You thought the real Trump was hard on immigrants…
A 15-year-old Iowan declared his candidacy for president under the assumed name “Deez Nuts.” In North Carolina, he polled at 9% just ahead of Weak Field and Were N. Trouble.
It looks like Under Armour has no plans to scrap Tom Brady as their pitchman. Their new ad campaign comes complete with the slogan “No, it’s YOU who’s supposed to be air-tight.”
During the Chicago Bears’ pre-season game on Saturday, the team’s Twitter page put in the wrong handle for WR Jordan Bellamy, including the handle for an English guy with the same name. The Englishman should be glad this didn’t happen last year, because his special moment would have been overshadowed by Alshon Jeffrey of Ireland.
The South Korean defense department scrutinized its neighbor to the north, deeming their movement of submarines excessive. When I read the defense minister talking about North Korea “using 10 times more than normal” at first, I thought he was talking about Kim Jong-Un’s hair gel.