Birdbox, Cody Parkey, R. Kelly, Coming to America 2, Costco

A teenager in Utah hit another car trying the “Bird Box” challenge (named after the Netflix film starring Sandra Bullock) while driving. Police officers across the nation are worried about this hitting epidemic levels but are even more worried about kids blowing $30,000,000 in the Welcome to Marwen challenge.

101 people attempted Goose Island Beer Company’s field goal competition, rewarding the winner if they make the 43-yard field goal Bears kicker Cody Parkey missed. If there’s anything Bears fans learned from this experience, is that the one ingredient we need to gain empathy is alcohol.

R. Kelly’s estranged daughter released a statement denouncing her father. With an inevitable prison sentence, Chicago’s Cook County Prison has been building a recording studio for Kelly’s tentative release “Trapped with a Basehead.”

Paramount Pictures gave Craig Brewer the nod to direct the sequel to the 1988 Eddie Murphy hit film Coming to America. Kenya Barris is in the rewrites process with the screenplay and Arsenio Hall is in the refinancing process with his house.

Wholesaler Costco is now selling a 27-pound bucket of macaroni and cheese with a 20-year shelf life. You know what else they sell with a 20-year shelf life? Blu-ray copies of Welcome to Marwen.

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