Canada, Chris Hansen, Ocasio-Cortez, Covington Catholic High School, Lakers

During the government shutdown in the US, the Canadian Air Traffic Control Association bought several pizzas for American government employees working in 36 different facilities without pay. While we’re sure they were doing it because both countries’ air traffic control associations have a strong bond, there is a little suspicion that they’re doing it to make up for the constant airplay of “In My Feelings” by Drake.

Former To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen was arrested in Connecticut for failing to pay for marketing materials worth thousands of dollars. Stamford police are suspicious that he watched old episodes of Predator because he brought sub sandwiches and beer to the station.

New York lawmaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez came under scrutiny by Republicans for using an obscene phrase to explain how hard she’ll push progressive ideals in Congress. This was the first time a Democrat got in trouble for using crude language in the chambers since Bill Clinton stumbled into the House by accident at 3am on a Saturday with an intern.

Students from Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky disrupted The Indigenous Peoples’ March at the Lincoln Memorial. A diocese in Kentucky stated that they will investigate internally. Meanwhile, priests at Covington Catholic wipe their brows since it’s the students prompting an investigation.

LA Lakers head coach Luke Walton stated to the press that part of their game plan is to hold Houston Rockets player James Harden to under 50 points. Harden is a points master! For all the traveling he does, he should have his own credit card.

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