Prince William, Don Cheadle, Miranda Lambert, Bryce Harper, Oscars

Prince William and Prince Harry are looking to divide Kensington Palace into two separate “courts” to ease the tensions between the brothers and their wives…and you thought it was the USA who was going to build that wall!

On this week’s Saturday Night Live, host Don Cheadle wore a Soviet Union hockey jersey with Trump’s last name on the back and “45” as the jersey number during the goodnights. When Trump saw this, he called Putin and told him, “Dude. rump Plaza, not Rockefeller Plaza.”

Country singer Miranda Lambert married Brendan McLoughlin on Saturday. It’s probably common knowledge that Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani were not invited to the secret wedding, no doubt.

The Philadelphia Phillies are a front-runner to land former Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper.  This will be the biggest loss in Washington since Michael Dukakis gave it up to George H.W. Bush.

The Oscars are going to air every category in response to recent protests. Yes! You are going to be able to watch every category “Best Title Writing,” “Best Assistant Director,” and “Best Coffee Run.”

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